Magneto Sings to His Own ‘Little Monsters’

Posted by Gia Manry on Jun 13, 2011 in Comic Books, Fandom |

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Ever since I saw Lady Gaga’s “horns” — an addition she made for the release of her single “Born This Way” — I’ve thought that she would make for a pretty good character in X-Men. The question is just whether she’d be on Xavier’s side, or Magneto’s.

One X-Men fan has a theory…

YouTuber The Warp Zone put together this acoustic parody of Gaga’s latest single, which celebrates being different and being awesome no matter who tells you no — not unlike Magneto’s own stance. Sure, his is a little more violent, but you know, then it occurred to me tha Lady Gaga famously refers to her fans as her “little monsters.” Hmmm…

Here are the original lyrics and the parody’s:

Original Lyrics

It doesn’t matter if you love him, or capital H-I-M
Just put your paws up
’cause you were Born This Way, Baby

My mama told me when I was young
We are all born superstars
She rolled my hair and put my lipstick on
In the glass of her boudoir
“There’s nothing wrong with loving who you are”
She said, “‘Cause he made you perfect, babe”
“So hold your head up girl and you’ll go far,
Listen to me when I say”

I’m beautiful in my way
‘Cause God makes no mistakes
I’m on the right track, baby
I was born this way
Don’t hide yourself in regret
Just love yourself and you’re set
I’m on the right track, baby
I was born this way

Oh there ain’t no other way
Baby I was born this way
Baby I was born this way
Oh there ain’t no other way
Baby I was born-
I’m on the right track, baby
I was born this way

Give yourself prudence
And love your friends
Subway kid, rejoice your truth
In the religion of the insecure
I must be my self, respect my youth
A different lover is not a sin
Believe capital H-I-M (Hey hey hey)
I love my life I love this record and
Mi amore vole fe yah (Love needs faith)

I’m beautiful in my way
‘Cause God makes no mistakes
I’m on the right track, baby
I was born this way
Don’t hide yourself in regret
Just love yourself and you’re set
I’m on the right track, baby
I was born this way

Don’t be a drag, just be a queen
Whether you’re broke or evergreen
You’re black, white, beige, chola descent
You’re Lebanese, you’re orient
Whether life’s disabilities
Left you outcast, bullied, or teased
Rejoice and love yourself today
’cause baby you were born this way

No matter gay, straight, or bi,
lesbian, transgendered life,
I’m on the right track baby,
I was born to survive.
No matter black, white or beige
Chola or orient made,
I’m on the right track baby,
I was born to be brave.

Parody Lyrics

It doesn’t matter if you love men, or X-M-E-N
Just put your Claws up!
‘Cause baby, you were born this way

Professor told me when I was young
I was born with super powers
I slicked my hair and put some spandex on
Ain’t no yellow suits like ours
Government thinks that we’re a threat
But they don’t have the right to say
You can’t shoot laser beams out of your head
Though you might have trouble getting laid

I’m a mutant, not gay
I think God made a mistake
But I’m an X-man baby
I was born this way
Just hide yourself in our school
Iceman keeps it so cool
I’m an X-Man baby
I was born this way

In the Blackbird, fly away
Blow your mind just like Jean Grey
Baby I was born this way
Havok’s gonna save the day
With his blast of plasma ray
We are the X Men, baby
We were born this way

Raise up your claws like Wolverine
Or let it out with a Banshee scream
red, blue, steel, or hairy chest
scaly pores or diamond breasts
If your super abilities
Killed your friends or families
Just lay low with us today
Cause baby you’re kinda stuck this way

No matter good, bad, or both
Team X or Team Magneto
We can be best friends except
For that douche bag Pyro
We made a movie again
Wolverine Origins
Was a fluke now First Class
Is an epic win!

In the Blackbird fly away
Blow your mind
We are the X-Men baby
We were born this way!

Gia Manry is a Texas-based geek who you can hire. Or you could just follow her on Twitter.

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