Looking for bizarre promotional products for the upcoming Amazing Spider-Man film? Here’s one of the oddest: Spider-Man nail polish. Sure, given the market that the new movie is aimed at, this isn’t too surprising, but I can’t help but feel that fan girls won’t really flock to this. The most terrifying thing here is the names, though. “Just Spotted the Lizard??” Is that a euphemism or something? “Call Me Gwen-ever?” Really?
These are just the silliest names I’ve heard in a while. But maybe I just haven’t dived into the world of movie-branded nail polish enough to experience the horror yet. I think I’ll just leave it be.