My Parody Preview of Ultimates 3

I’m a picky eater when it comes to featuring cover art and the like here at fanboy.com. Every month I look through all the covers and interiors from Marvel, DC, and friends in an attempt to find something of joy to share with you. But alas the last few weeks I haven’t seen one darn cover that makes me say “that’s sweeeeeeet!”

So when I came across the above artwork by Joe Madureira and Christian Lichtner my first thoughts were “that’s nice on a technical level, but it has so many clichés going on!” But then I realized “don’t blame the artist, some where a writer had to come up with the description of buxom blond battles black monster!” So I decided to improve the scene by adding some text to flip the context so you’re rooting for the monster (unless you hate Greenpeace). By the way did you notice that the monster has time to brush his teeth? Oral hygiene is important in the Marvel universe…