Set Phasers to — KHAAAAAAAAN!

I don’t care what the hell J.J. Abrams is cooking up with the next movie — you just know in your heart of hearts that it will never be 25% as cool as Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan. And why is that? Because whatever man child/pretty boy they cast as Kirk, he’ll never pass the test unless he can scream KHAAAAAAAAN! and really mean it:

Oh and by the way if you want to pre-order The Wrath of Khan Phaser you should go here. What’s cool is that like the phaser in the movie you can remove the type-1 phaser from the larger assembly (which is quite useful for stalking casting executives).