Vaporware Fuels Film: Duke Nukem Goes to Hollywood

Which will come out first? The ten year old vaporware Duke Nukem Forever videogame or the Hollywood film based on the original Doom knock off:

Duke Nukem Headed for Hollywood?

“Scott Faye, producer of next month’s videogame-inspired Max Payne movie, says Duke Nukem’s universe would be perfect for big-screen adaptation. “We’re expanding Duke’s ‘storyverse’ in a very significant major way,” Faye told Kotaku about development work he’s doing with Scott Miller of videogame company 3D Realms.”

…Don’t you just hate slick Hollywood slang like “storyverse”? Hollywood just seems to hate anything new, you get the feeling that Scott Faye had an allergy to original ideas.