You’ll Never Guess These Two Possible Titles for Star Wars Episode VII

Posted by Ben Huber on Oct 13, 2013 in Star Wars |


The rumor mill for the next Star Wars film keeps on churning! While we’ve heard rumors that casting announcements may happen soon, nothing solid has really appeared yet. However, Latino Review is reporting on two potential titles for Star Wars Episode VII… and you know what? I think they’re both fake AND real, for the exact same reason: they sound exactly like what you’d expect a Star Wars film title to be. Completely boring and unimaginative. Are you ready? Here they are: Return of the Sith and Rise of the Jedi. Yup. I told you they were lame. Maybe it’s cheap for me to make my stand right in the middle, but come on, these are totally fake. And they’re totally real.

Granted, these two titles are apparently from George Lucas’ original pitch for the new trilogy when he sold Lucasfilm about a year ago. So things could’ve definitely changed since then, and I hope JJ Abrams has the sense to pick something better than those two. Anything, really. You could call the next film “Lightsaber Noises” and I’d be cool with it! Just saying.

Seen via SlashFilm.

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